Friday, September 25, 2009

Peaceful Iran

It was made known today that Iran has been hiding its goodness and generosity from the world. To keep the world from knowing just how peace oriented Iran is, a second uranium processing site was being kept secret because, according to Iran's President, "If the world discovered just how much electricity we're getting ready to generate with several tonnes of weapons grade uranium, we'll, the electricity market would crash. That wouldn't be responsible of us and Mohammad always wants us to do the right thing. So, that's why we didn't tell anyone what we were doing - honest."

Meanwhile, atheists in the west are applauding Iran's determination to end it's dependence on foreign oil and ensure that it increases it's electrical generating capacity to the point that perhaps some day Iran could even export power to Israel.

Go atheists!

11 comments:

JD Curtis said...

This is just a bad situation waiting to happen.

Gorth Satana said...

What the hell does this have to do with atheism? Oh, that's right, you live a magical fantasy world of make-believe. Have fun with that.

Rabhimself said...

Precisely Gorth.

What the fuck does it have to do with atheism? - Fuck all.

JD Curtis said...

Such nice people here. Aint it Mak?

Makarios said...

It's obvious that they don't need God in order to be nice people.

Gorth Satana said...

People are nice and not nice. Whether or not they believe in gods.

Rabhimself said...

"It's obvious that they don't need God in order to be nice people."

Do you honestly not see the irony in that? Given the amount of troll-like posts you leave on here?

And say what you will, but what does the iranian situation have to do with atheism? Really, please. Explain.

Makarios said...

"Do you honestly not see the irony in that? Given the amount of troll-like posts you leave on here?"

Have I said anywhere that I think that I'm a good man?

Rabhimself said...

So, you think because you believe in god you not only have the right, but also the safety net below you to often be an asshole?

You have the cheek to claim sarcastically that it is obvious we don't need god to be nice people, yet you, with god supposedly on your side treat us with an idiotc degree of disrespect.

Rabhimself said...

Oh, and answer the question. What does the iranian situation have to do with those who don't believe in god(s)?

Makarios said...

Rab! You're back. I tought maybe you'd run upstairs to report me to your mommy.