It was made known today that Iran has been hiding its goodness and generosity from the world. To keep the world from knowing just how peace oriented Iran is, a second uranium processing site was being kept secret because, according to Iran's President, "If the world discovered just how much electricity we're getting ready to generate with several tonnes of weapons grade uranium, we'll, the electricity market would crash. That wouldn't be responsible of us and Mohammad always wants us to do the right thing. So, that's why we didn't tell anyone what we were doing - honest."
Meanwhile, atheists in the west are applauding Iran's determination to end it's dependence on foreign oil and ensure that it increases it's electrical generating capacity to the point that perhaps some day Iran could even export power to Israel.