Really? Jesus' first miracle was making more wine at a wedding where they drank it all.
And for the record, I don't drink. I also never drank so much I had to convince myself I could never drink, I just have other things to spend my money on than liver disease. Sniffing glue, now that's cost effective. New septums are cheap now that Michael Jackson isn't hoarding them.
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Really? Jesus' first miracle was making more wine at a wedding where they drank it all.
And for the record, I don't drink. I also never drank so much I had to convince myself I could never drink, I just have other things to spend my money on than liver disease. Sniffing glue, now that's cost effective. New septums are cheap now that Michael Jackson isn't hoarding them.
New septums are cheap now that Michael Jackson isn't hoarding them.
:-)
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Benjamin Franklin
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
"Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink."
-W.C. Fields
"God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?"
-Restroom in The Irish Times, Washington DC
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