This from CNN - Some guy was caught by North Korea as he tried to cross the boarder from China. His intent was saving Dear Leader’s imperiled soul for Jesus. Ok, cool. But here is the truly Sci-Fi wonder part. Listen:
“The state-run Korea Central News Agency said the man was taken into custody after entering North Korea from China on December 24 and was "now under investigation by a relevant organ."
Eeeew! I mean I’m impressed and everything but - Eeeew! What if it's a giant stomach? I say, "Confess before it digests you!!!"