"your spelling makes it difficult to take any of this seriously."
There ya go. A perfect excuse for Judgement Day. "Creator God, that man made one spelling error in every 50,000 words typed. That means that I did't need to take seriously any of the warnings that I've received about your existence."
Sure. You go boy. And if it turns out that your wrong, well, I'm sure that a loving God will understand. :)