Teacher: John why couldn't natural forces have created the Big Bang?
John: Um maybe nature hadn't evolved that far yet?
Teacher: No. Anybody? Why couldn't natural forces have created the Big Bang?
Sarah: Because,um, the molecules weren't evolved just right?
Teacher: No. C'mon kindergarten, this is not difficult. Yes, Kevin?
Kevin: Because there wasn't anything natural to be a natural cause.
Teacher: Yes, thank you Kevin. There wasn't anything natural UNTIL AFTER the Big Bang
John: But Richard Dawkins says that even if there was nothing in existence that even nothing can evolve. Richard Dawkins loves evolving things teacher.
Teacher: Yes sweety, but Richard Dawkins is an idiot.