We've all heard warnings like that. "Hurry in," they tell us. "This offer won't last."
In another dimension, just beyond the reach of our senses, another sale is on now.
For those who want to pay full price for their sins (eternity in hell) that opportunity remains open until your last heartbeat.
However, for a limited time only, you and anyone and everyone who wants can experience the sale of a lifetime.
In fact, at absolutely no charge to you, you can have eternity in paradise.
But don’t wait. This Offer Ends Quickly with little or no warning.