It’s come to my attention that Hugo is offended that I publish so many posts when I could be learning about him and from him. I suppose this is true. Well, errors must be corrected and today is your lucky day Hugo. Now, before you get all excited, I have to say that Dictators have always repulsed me. Perhaps that is why I've been ignoring you. It may also be because I so desperately want to be a Dictator and yet I don’t see how it will ever happen.
A Coup Thwarter is a close second. As a Coup Thwarter, I could thwart coups all over the world. Alas I have to raise little kids instead. As stated, my real desire is to come to power via a coup, rule with an iron fist and have that prima dona pope kneel before and kiss my hand so I don't lop off his head. Excuse me. Where was I? Oh yes.
As far as listening to you, do it today, Hugo. I’m at the tail end of an H1N1 episode so I’m in a weakened and subdued state. I’ve lost a tremendous amount of weight from every part of my body except the gut which prevents me from observing that which is below. As my late cousin Denny used to say, “I take just enough Viagra to keep from peeing in my shoe.”
Perhaps you can tell from my rambling that I am giddy and light headed. I've had had nothing to eat for almost three days.
My point? The spot-light is yours Hugo. You have 24 hours to tell me what I need or should know about you and your journey through space and time. I feel my demeanor turning combative even as I type, so hurry, time is wasting. With that:
Ladies and Gentlemen - I give to you Hugo CHAVEZ