Found this on an atheist's blog:
"Some of the country’s best known atheists will be exploring the science and philosophy of Christmas and offering advice on everything from how to put up your Christmas lights to what to read in the festive period."
10,000 children will starve to death TODAY
Some of the world's leading atheists will help you survive hearing someone say Merry Christmas
6,000,000 children, today, work as slaves in the sex trade
Some of the world's leading atheists will help you know what to do if someone says Bless You after you sneeze
War, genocide, mass starvation, natural disasters
Some of the world's leading atheists will tell you how to put up your Christmas lights and encourage you to protest displays of a baby in a manger