Friday, January 8, 2010

Triple Nipple

So my five-year-old is standing in the backyard at the top of the slide. And he announces to an audience that only he can see,

"This next act is so difficult, I call it "The Tripple Nipple Dipple."

With that, he takes a run, and a jump, hitting the slide close to the bottom and skidding to a standing finale.

Not Bad. Good Name.


PersonalFailure said...


My sister and I used to play a game in which we'd tell a story using words than ended all in the same sound, like "oon".

There was a baboon who lived on the moon and rode a pontoon shaped like a spoon during a monsoon . . .

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That sounds cute but when people find out that you two were 16 and 17 at the time . . . :-)

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