Overheard at the dinner table

As we're sitting down to eat lunch our daughter took the gum out of her mouth and placed it on the table. Without warning, and from her three o'clock position, her brother swooped in, grabbed the gum, popped it into his mouth and raced down stairs.

You say eeeew? That's nothing. She WANTED it back! She chased him down the stairs. There was some yelling and the sound of a chair tipping over and then,

"Dad! Riley swallowed my gum!"

I just spent $600.00 for the 50,000kms check up on our car. I need a nap.