Overheard in a restaurant not far away, and not long ago.
My wife Wendy: “Riley, behave. The people in the next booth don’t want you staring at them.
Riley’s little sister Chelsey: Mom. Riley isn’t being have.
Overheard during our trip to Hawaii. Two elderly men - one of whom is explaining to the other his secret to longevity.
“All you have to do is walk 15 minutes a day. That’s it. 15 minutes is all it takes. First you walk 15 minutes that way. And then you walk 15 minutes back.”
Last night I asked the kids to clean up the play room. Without question, without protest, they got up and did it. It was kinda surreal - kinda spooky. Something’s up. I’m sitting with my back to the wall.